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Kindergarten Teachers: So until the end of the road.
FBI: Give me five minutes with the chicken, I'll know why.
Aristotle: Because the nature of the chicken.
Martin Luther King, Jr..: I envision a world that frees all the chicken cross the road without questioning why.
Freud: The fact that you all really care why the chicken on it shows you the hidden sexual discomfort.
George W Bush: We do not care why the chicken crossed! We just want to know if the chicken is on our side or not, is he with us or against us. There is no middle party here!
Darwin: Chickens have been through a remarkable period of time, been through natural selection in a certain way and are naturally eliminated by crossing the road.
Einstein: Did the chicken cross the road or the road moved beneath the chicken, it all depends on our own point of view.
Nelson Mandela: Will never again questioned why the chicken crossed the road! He is a role model which I will defend to the death!
Thabo Mbeki: We must find out whether it is true there is correlation between the chicken and the road.
Isaac Newton: All chickens in this earth crossing the road it vertically in a straight line that is not limited in a uniform speed, unless the chicken stops because there is a disproportionate reaction from the opposite direction.
Miyabi: Ooohh ... Yeeahh Aahhh ... ... ... Mmmhhh
Oracle Programmer: Not all chickens can cross the street, it is therefore necessary to interface to the nyeberangable chicken, chickens who want to or can cross nyebrangable interfaces required to implement, so here is clearly seen that between the chicken with road has been loosely coupled.
Sutiyoso: That chicken will definitely want to ride busway.
Suharto: Chickens which ones not to cross, no gebuk all! Yes if need be interred.
Habibie: Because there is a chicken crossing the gravitational attraction, which occurred that resulted in the acceleration of the chicken following the rotation and moved across the street.
Nia Dinata: 'd Want to cast '30 Looking for Chickens Day 'ya?
Desi Ratnasari: No comment!
Ahmad Dhani: Chicken origin to polygamy, I think not want to cross where there is a problem too ...
Chinta Laura: Chickens to cross jhalaan ..? because we do not have owject ... biecheeck. ...
Julia Perez: So what if the chicken cross the road? Because the bird is there! Instead of the female alone on the other side here, there he yaaahhhh laahh ... Cape khan pake tool to continue?
Roy Marten: Chicken khan only normal animals, it would be wrong .. (While uncontrollably).
Butet Kartaredjasa: Lha ya clearly to avoid grebekan kamtib to?
Megawati: The chicken must have grassroots chicken. He was on foot anyway?
Harmoko: Based on presidential instructions.
and the best answer is:
Gus Dur: 'Why did the chicken to cross the road? think doing? So that's all fuss kok!
Anyone have the answers others are?
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